Wrath of the Titans in 60 seconds: My “Reel Faith” video review.
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Teens & Up
“Let’s have some fun,” says one god to another, suggesting that they “put on a show.” The moment comes late in
Wrath of the Titans. Very, very late. I don’t remember the response, if any, but “Why start now?” would have been appropriate.
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Opening on Good Friday and setting a new Easter weekend box-office record, the new
Clash of the Titans features a divine father in the heavens (Liam Neeson, the voice of Narnia’s Aslan, as Zeus) who tells his divine/human son, “I wanted [mankind’s] worship, but I didn’t want it to cost me a son.”
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Adults
The gods of classical mythology have always been selfish and capricious, but in a tempestuous, grand, passionate style, sort of like “Dallas” in heaven. In the new
Clash of the Titans, the gods are about as grand and passionate as “The Simpsons,” and not a tenth as interesting. The original 1981
Clash of the Titans gave us Zeus portrayed by Laurence Olivier with a sort of dissolute patrician dignity. As played by Liam Neeson in the remake, he’s merely grumpy and vacillating. No wonder his half-human son Perseus (Sam Worthington) keeps telling anyone who will listen that he’s a man, not a god.
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Teens & Up
Harry Potter meets
Clash of the Titans in
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief, the first installment of Rick Riordan’s fantasy pentalogy, directed by Chris Columbus (
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets). The target audience for
Percy Jackson & The Olympians has never seen
Clash of the Titans, of course (I mean the original
Clash of the Titans, of course, not the coming remake). That they have seen Harry Potter goes without saying.
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