Tags: Reviews in Verse (Written)

Review: The Lorax (2012)

C | **½ | +1-1| Kids & Up

Well … its heart’s in the right place. Give the filmmakers that.
This isn’t The Grinch or The Cat in the Hat.
It’s not outright ugly, though it slips off the rails.
It wants to be decent. It tries. But it fails.   Read more >

Post: Review Haiku Riddles!

A couple of days ago over at the Arts & Faith message board, for reasons I won’t recount, someone started a thread called “Review Haiku,” dedicated to three-line, 17-syllable movie reviews. Merriment ensued.   Read more >

Review: Dr. Seuss’s Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

A- | ***½ | +2| Kids & Up

One book can’t contain Horton’s dogged heroics!
His stoical pluck shows up all other stoics! …
And it gets even better! I’m pleased to relate
That Horton’s the very best Blue Sky to date.   Read more >

Review: The Cat in the Hat (2003)

D | ** | -2| Teens & Up

Yes, the Cat now has mojo — yeah, baby, groovy!
Except he goes “OH yeah!” instead in this movie.
What’s next? Will the Sneetches get wild and crazy?
Will the Lorax get jiggy with Daisy-Head Mayzie?   Read more >

Review: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

D | | -2| Teens & Up

By the time that you read this short essay of ours
The Grinch will have made ten squintillion more dollars!
The people have spoken! The Grinch is a hit!
So who cares if some critic writes critical crit?   Read more >

Review: Scooby-Doo (2002)

D+ | | -2| Teens & Up

Scooby Dooby Doo
And Shaggy too
You both look and sound great.
But Daphne, you’re too Buff
Fred thinks he’s tough
And Velma — wow, you’ve lost weight!   Read more >

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